your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
Bad guy: *beats up naruto*
Bad guy: its over for you. you cant stand anymore. that should have put you out for weeks.
naruto: *slowly stands up*
Bad guy: holy shit? how is he doing that
naruto: im going to be hokage
Bad guy: Holy shit! I cant believe it. how is he doing this, he should be out cold right now. what is this feeling? What is this